Sunday, February 10, 2013

Wynter's Captive Blitz


Wynter’s Captive
Novella
Milly Taiden
Paranormal Erotic Romance (Werewolves)

Blurb:
Being held captive for winter never felt so good.
Lili is on her way to her cousin’s wedding when she thinks she hit a man in the road. Leaving the safety of her car to check on him turns out the be a big mistake, and pretty soon Lili is being abducted and held against her will by a super-sexy wolf who her body longs to touch. But just because he’s hot doesn’t mean she’s going to remain a captive.
Cade is not just an alpha, he’s a very wealthy man, used to getting what he wants. So when he attempts to abduct his ex-friend’s fiancé, he doesn’t expect to wind up with the wrong woman. Just how did he wind up with the maid of honor? And why does the woman melt every inch of him? But when she escapes, real danger awaits her beyond his protection. Cade must convince her to see beyond his deception if he has any chance to keep her alive.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Review: Lucy Gets Laid




Title: Lucy Gets Laid
Author: Cherise St. Claire
Source: Reviewer Purchase
Rating: 3 1/2 Stars
Buy this short: Lucy Gets Laid
Blurb: Shy Lucy lives a humdrum life. As an accountant who cares for her deeply religious mother, Lucy hasn't experienced very much excitement. Then she meets the owner of her firm, Peter Lear, and he just might have what Lucy needs to finally break free from her shell. THIS IS A SHORT, EROTICA STORY. Approximately 7,000 words.



Lola's Thoughts:

Lucy is a shy girl. She prefers comfort over fashion. She keeps to herself. Walks with her head down and hopes that no one notices her. That is until she meets Peter Lear. Within one fateful meeting Lucy's life outlook starts looking up. Peter Lear may just be the man to get Lucy out of her shell.

I know, I know. Lola is reading something other than Monster Porn. What can I say? It's great for a giggle.
Don't expect the next FSOG or Reflected in you here. Simply because this short story is well short. But what is here is good. I like Peter Lear much better than most erotic big boss men. He gets right to the point. Lucy is mousy without being annoying. The sex is steamy. In 7,000 words Ms. St Claire managed to tantalize and engage me in more ways than other more famous authors. I only wish she would have give us more of Lucy and Peter. I was thoroughly entertained. Is this short worth .99 cents? To me it was. It was a quick hot read. I look forward to reading St. Claires longer works.



Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Review: Sitharian Breeder


Author:  G.D. Canning

Blurb:
Donnata Carmichael-Rutledge’s life goes from bad to worst when she catches her husband with another woman. Stuck with him for one final space haul to the colonies, she finds he has changed their course to connect with a black market dealer. Instead of making a fortune, Eddie Rutledge careens them into an asteroid field where he is seriously injured.

Life takes an interesting turn for Donnata when they are ‘rescued’ by the Sitharians, a previously unknown race of reptilians who bond, live and reproduce as a Triad, hoping to one day mate with a Breeder. With their help, Donnata returns to Earth with a near dead Eddie who is kept alive in a cryonics chamber.

When she divorces Eddie and resumes her space travels hauling supplies to the far reaches of Earth’s Colonies, the Sitharian’s kidnap and take her as their Breeder and Mate. She learns the secret to reviving their struggling and low female population and learns to give herself to her alien triad. In return, they will bring her to sexual heights she has never before experienced and honor her as their Sitharian Breeder.

Contains Graphic Sexual content between an alien Triad and their brash and sassy human Mate/Breeder. m/m/m/f, contains mild BDSM.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Review: Honor Student



Title: Honor Student
Author: Teresa Mummert
Source: Reviewer Purchase
Blurb: Emma lives a very self-destructive life, barely making her way through college. Her world is turned upside down after meeting Mr. Honor, her new history teacher whose idea of discipline may be a little too much for Emma to handle. While trying to figure out their new relationship, they also have to deal with the very real possibility that someone has discovered their secret and is trying to hurt them. But Mr. Honor is keeping a few secrets of his own from Emma. 
EROTIC LOVE STORY (✓) STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT (✓) BDSM (✓

Buy this book:Amazon
Star Rating: 2 Stars

Lola's thoughts:

This book was not horrible. It truly was not. Let's just get down to the nitty gritty of why this book was not for me!
The writing: In the first portion of the book the writing is a little 'meh'. It feels choppy and lacks a certain flow. However, Mummert does hit her writing stride and it improves A LOT by the end of the book. 

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Review: I Fucked the Mummy



Title: I Fucked the Mummy
Author: Delilah Fawkes
Source: Reviewer Purchser
Blurb: When Egyptologist, Layla, accidentally opens a hidden chamber inside of the dig site, she knows she's made a huge discovery. But when she's trapped inside with a sarcophagus, and the giant golden phallus mounted on top of it, she knows she's in huge trouble.
Warning: This 4200 word story contains ancient dildos, dusty undead gods, and an ending you won't soon forget!
Buy this book:Attack of the Monster Cocks! (Monster Sex Bundle) (the individual books are only available through Smashwords)






Lola's Thoughts: Contains Spoilers

Layla is having a restless night. The funding for the dig she is on has been pulled and they must leave the next day. She knows there is something in that tomb. So being the go getter that she is so goes to find out what is down deep in the tomb. She enters the room with the Egyptian penises all over the wall and blows on them. What do you know. You blow on the Egyptian penis glyphs and they start to glow. Fabulous. After much lead up and foreplay a door opens. Layla being the brave girl that she is goes into that tunnel. She enters a room with a sarcophagi in it. It's a beaut...complete with the Pharaohs face, rock hard body and a 3D golden dildo carved in the front. 

Monday, January 28, 2013

The Story of Rachel: Book I. Tales of Pandora

Author:  K.D. McKlean

Blurb:Rachel Collins is praying. And not for world peace. Thirty six years old and single, her prayer is self-centered. "Kill me now, Lord," she pleads during her latest attempt to meet Mr. Right via the internet.

She’s not hoping for a billionaire or even a millionaire, just a guy who can strike a spark to her tinder! Is she asking too much? She's a great gal! Just ask her parents! She might be a bit naive about some things, but capable enough- she's a correspondent for a major magazine, after all. So there!

On assignment she meets Michael, 42 years old, also a writer. The attraction is immediate and intense. Rachel, who sees vanilla as only a baking ingredient, enchants him. Michael can whip up some pretty hot delights himself, outside of the kitchen. He introduces a curious Rachel to powerful experiences of sensuality. Her Ladylike sense of propriety engages in a running battle with her now sparked Tinderbox desires.
Michael is an excellent cook and knows how to turn up the heat. Sampling the flavors offered, Rachel experiences humorous hiccups. On a date, Michael ramps up the risqué, resulting in a memorable skirt swirling salsa dance. Rachel's "What the hell, I ain't getting any younger" attitude spurs Michael to take her to the exclusive, adults only club Pandora's. Here, Rachel witnesses even more variations of earthly delights, and begins a lifelong friendship with another guest.

Michael is a realist, convinced that within 90 days, his affair with Rachel will be but another painful memory of loss. He is neither willing nor able to yell 'Geronimo' and fall for her. He can't, and that's that.

Maybe he should just get a damn dog.

This modern, urban, grown up love story is a recipe –three cups romance and one cup of slapdash humor. Blend in spices of eroticism, and beat until smooth.